Death and Taxes
“Oh! Ah ha! Ummm… Hello! Tax Master, hello there!” Jobie laughed nervously, pushing items into the large trunk at his feet and hoping Tythe wouldn’t see.
Tythe Fungible flicked through the thick wadge of parchment, sneering.
“And Pete! Mate! Humbug?” Jobie stepped fowards, thrusting out his hand with fluffy, sticky sweets in his sweaty palm.
Pete ignored the outstretched hand, his appraising eyes watching Jobie coolly.
“Ah, here we go,” Tythe sauntered forwards, tapping the parchment, “You haven’t submitted your tax forms this year. Ergo, you haven’t paid your tax.”
“I’m not Ergo, I’m Jobie.” He laughed nervously again.
Pete sighed, the sound ringing round his helmet.
Tythe’s stare bored into Jobie’s skull.
“Well there were special circumstances…” Jobie fiddled with the chain around his neck.
“What special circumstances?” She sneered again.
“Well… I was dead. A couple of times.”
She examined him over the top of her spectacles then eventually said, “But you’re alive now?”
“Well… Yes… For now.”
“Then you can fill in your paperwork.” She slammed a pile of paperwork onto Jobie’s trunk. “I’m happy to wait.”
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